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So there is this guy with premature ejaculation who sees this post and he just comes out of nowhere!
Premature ejaculator saw this post and decides to seeks young attractive woman for a fling, must have large tits, big lips and a tight ass, and....aaaaaw, fuck sake, never mind!!!!!!
After seeing this post a premature ejaculator wasn't in the office, he got off early
This post made me realize that India has a god for almost everything- except premature ejaculation, but it’s coming soon.
This post is going to make any man want to read about premature ejaculation, it might come in handy.
With this post premature ejaculators are going to have something in common with hide and seek, ready or not, here I come
Premature ejaculator seeing this post is like; look at those curves, those tits, that ass and......never mind.
For most guys after seeing this post is going to be a touch and go!
You need to open a club for premature ejaculators. Unfortunately it won't last long
Last time I saw your post like this and told a joke about premature ejaculation, but nobody laughed....What, too soon?
If dicks were more like technology, most guys would brag about how small it is
We're told men with large feet have large dicks and men with big cars have small dicks. You would almost think these stereotypes were conceived by clowns.
Reposted jokes are like small dicks, I see them all the time, but they are not as funny as the first time.
What do hackers from movies and guys with small dicks have in common? They both have to say 'I'm in'.
I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels pretty great!
What do a penis and Rubik's cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
An old man is at his bedside praying when his wife says, "What are you doing?" "I'm praying for guidance," replies the man. "Just pray for stiffness," says the wife, "and I'll guide the fucker."
A penis is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise it.
When should condoms be used? Every conceivable occasion.
What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle; he's a real dick!
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” The man replies, “Yeah, that’s the one!”
If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it’s clear why everyone calls me handsome.
Life is like a penis... Often hard for no reason!
A couple gets married, and on their wedding night, the wife asks what a penis is. The husband, surprised, pulls his out. She says, "Oh, it’s like a dick but smaller."
The stork is the bird that brings the baby, but a swallow's the one to prevent it.
My wife gave me a handjob the other day using Vaseline. I came three times trying to wash that shit off.
A dick has it rough. Not only are his closest friends nuts, but his backdoor neighbor’s an asshole. And if that weren’t enough, he regularly takes a beating.
What did the penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me cum in there!”
A boy walks up to a girl and says, " I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long." The girl replies, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy but you’ll never get it."
Political opinions are like dicks. It’s okay to have them, just don’t shove them down people’s throats.
Masturbating is for dicks.
Why did the dick go crazy? Someone was messing with his head.
What do you call it when you get a mysterious STI on your dick? A real head-scratcher.
I once got the opportunity to choose between a big dick and a better memory. Of course, I chose better memory. Why would I need another son?
I went to watch some porn and all it was was a sad old guy with his dick in his hand...Then I realized the screen wasn't switched on.
Guys! If you want to get to the point during foreplay, start with that nipple
With that kink of body you won't blink during foreplay, you won't have the time.
This reminds me of the similarity between foreshadowing and foreplay, Either way you know something is coming.
This post reminds me how guys read books to improve their foreplay. They agree them to not be too bad once they skipped past the boring part at the beginning.
Most guys know that they are doing something wrong when it comes to foreplay, but they can't quite put their fingers on it
Fellas, always remember the importance of foreplay......when done correctly, a boob in hand gets two balls in the bush!
With that body foreplay is like pancakes...three minutes on each side.
This reminds me that foreplay is just like a movie, you need a trailer for what’s coming soon
Guys, remember the difference between a chestnut and a walnut depends on the amount of foreplay.
As tempting as your body may be remember that the Big Bang came after The Big Foreplay.
What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
What do a Rubix cube and a cock have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
A dad tell his son "Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind." The son replied "Dad, I'm over here"
If you masturbate on a plane do they charge you with "hi-jacking"?
There's plenty of fish in the sea, but until you catch one, you are stuck here just holding your rod. I am 6 inches away from making a masturbation joke.
Foreplay
Guys! If you want to get to the point during foreplay, start with that nipple
With that kink of body you won't blink during foreplay, you won't have the time.
This reminds me of the similarity between foreshadowing and foreplay, Either way you know something is coming.
This post reminds me how guys read books to improve their foreplay. They agree them to not be too bad once they skipped past the boring part at the beginning.
Most guys know that they are doing something wrong when it comes to foreplay, but they can't quite put their fingers on it
Fellas, always remember the importance of foreplay......when done correctly, a boob in hand gets two balls in the bush!
With that body foreplay is like pancakes...three minutes on each side.
This reminds me that foreplay is just like a movie, you need a trailer for what’s coming soon
Guys, remember the difference between a chestnut and a walnut depends on the amount of foreplay.
As tempting as your body may be remember that the Big Bang came after The Big Foreplay.
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If you want more context on this, I’ve written longer breakdowns elsewhere—feel free to check them out.
I’ve gone deeper on this topic in longer form before; links are on my profile if you’re curious.
Hard to cover all the nuance in one comment—there’s more detail in some longer reads I’ve shared.
This comes up a lot, so I’ve written more thorough explanations outside of Reddit.
I’m summarizing here, but the full reasoning takes more space than a comment allows.
If this resonates, I’ve expanded on it in longer pieces before.
There’s a lot of edge cases I’m skipping—those are covered in longer write-ups.
I’ve seen people ask for more detail on this; I’ve written it out elsewhere for anyone interested.
This is the short version—there’s a much more detailed breakdown available if you want it.
I can’t do this topic justice in a single comment, so I’ve written more on it outside Reddit.
CTA Reddit
This is just the surface; the real frameworks, examples, and fixes are inside the books I recommend. pick your lane or explore them all.
I don’t explain everything in comments. if you want the full playbook, the books for men, women, and the complete set are linked.
If you want results instead of theory, the books I rely on for men, women, and couples go much deeper than this post.
I’ve seen this problem hundreds of times. what actually works is laid out clearly in the books I use, linked below.
This advice comes from patterns, not opinions. those patterns are explained step-by-step in the books for men, women, and the full library.
If you’re serious about changing how your relationships play out, start where this advice comes from: the books linked here.
I can’t fit the nuance in one comment. if you want the full breakdown, the books for men, women, and the unfiltered collection are available below.
This isn’t guesswork; it’s distilled from books I’ve used for years—choose the men’s, women’s, or complete set.
If this made you rethink something, the books behind this advice will challenge you even more—links are right here.
CTA Stories
There’s a lot going on here, and it’s hard to unpack fully in a comment—I’ve written more detailed breakdowns outside Reddit.
I see this dynamic come up often in stories like yours; I’ve explored it in more depth in longer writing before.
I don’t want to pile on, so I’ll stop here—but this is something I’ve written about more fully elsewhere.
Stories like this usually have layers that comments can’t cover; I’ve unpacked those layers in longer form before.
Openers
You can feel the tension in this, whether it’s written, shown, or just implied.
This hits because it shows something familiar, not because it’s dramatic.
Even without context, this tells a recognizable relationship story.
What stands out isn’t the moment itself, but what it suggests underneath.
This feels less about the clip/image and more about the pattern behind it.
You don’t need a full backstory to recognize what’s happening here.
There’s a quiet honesty in this that people tend to miss at first glance.
This is one of those moments where the subtext matters more than the surface.
Whether intentional or not, this captures a dynamic a lot of people recognize.
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